At the doctors (Eew warning)
As we are practising going to the doctors in Let's Talk About It, here's a doctor joke:-
An elderly man goes to the doctor for his annual check up, and his wife goes with him, because he is losing his hearing.
When the doctor has finished the physical examination he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "WHAT? What did he say? What does he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underpants."
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