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On this breezy October morn, I walk
in the swift shadows of cloud-cursing rooks,
watching the world wake on the horizon.
All houses wherein men have lived and died
Are haunted houses. Through the open doors
The harmless phantoms on their errands glide,
With feet that make no sound upon the floors.
We meet them at the doorway, on the stair,
Along the passages they come and go,
Impalpable impressions on the air,
A sense of something moving to and fro.
At the doctors (Eew warning)
As we are practising going to the doctors in Let's Talk About It, here's a doctor joke:-
An elderly man goes to the doctor for his annual check up, and his wife goes with him, because he is losing his hearing.
When the doctor has finished the physical examination he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, "WHAT? What did he say? What does he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underpants."
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