Happy Women's Day! warning: a slightly vulgar joke
Did you know that? What?
When God created Adam and eve, he said to them:
" I only have two gifts left: the first is the art of peeing standing...
Adam did not let him go on and cried:
- " for me!!! For me!!! For me!!!
Please, Lord, I want this gift!
Please! Please! This is going to make my life easier!
Please!!! Give it to me! !! "
Eve Acquiesça, adding that for her, it didn't matter.
God then gave this gift to Adam, which began to scream with joy!
He was running around in the garden of Eden, peeing against all the trees and shrubs, going to the beach where he was on the sand of the drawings with his pee....
He did not stop showing his immense happiness! !! !
God and eve contemplaient the crazy man of joy.
Eve asked: " Lord, what is the other gift? "
And God replied: " the brain, Eve! The Brain! And it's for you!!!!