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"The April rain, the April rain,
Comes slanting down in fitful showers,
Then from the furrow shoots the grain,
And banks are fledged with nestling flowers;
And in grey shawl and woodland bowers
The cuckoo through the April rain
Calls once again."

Mathilde Blind, April Rain
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Jokes about sport

LynneLynne TeachHomePosts: 9,880 mod
Let's start with one of our favourite topics - football.

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  • verlonaverlona Posts: 1
    Hahaha... I really like jokes about these game. Especially from Hugh Laurie!
  • christianchristian Posts: 4
    Einstein is at a cocktail party and a newcomer comes to him. Einstein asks:
    - What is your IQ?
    "250," he said.
    So, Einstein talks about relativity, black holes ...

    A little later, another person comes to approach him. Einstein asks:
    - What is your IQ?
    "150," he said.
    So, Einstein tells him about international law, ethical problems due to genetic manipulation ...

    A little later, a third person comes to approach him. Einstein asks:
    - What is your IQ?
    "100," he said.
    So, Einstein talks to him about the government, mortgages, the price of gas ...

    A little later, another person comes to approach him. Einstein asks:
    - What is your IQ?
    - 50, he says.
    So, Einstein tells him about Loft Story, Star Academy, the Isle of Temptation ...

    At the end of the evening, a last person comes to approach him. Einstein asks:
    - What is your IQ?
    - 10, he says.
    So Einstein asks him: And the CAC 40 is ok?

    At the end of the evening, a last person comes to approach him. Einstein asks:
    - What is your IQ?
    - 2, he says.
    So Einstein asks him: What do you think of football?
  • Ahmed_haqAhmed_haq Posts: 20 ✭✭
    A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"

    source jokes4us
  • benibeni Posts: 11 ✭✭
    A Redskins fan, an Eagles fan, a Ravens fan, and a Steelers fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Redskins fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Redskins! ' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain. The Ravens fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Steelers fan off the mountain.
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