Three men are standing at the Pearly Gates, waiting to get into heaven.
Saint Peter has to interview everyone and asks the first, "So what's your story?"
The first man replies: "Well, for a while I'd suspected my wife had been cheating on me, so I didn't go to work, and waited until I saw her lover call by. I waited a while to try to catch them red-handed. Then I burst into the apartment, but although I searched everywhere I couldn't find where her lover was hiding. Finally, I went out onto the balcony, and sure enough, there was a man running down the road, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. Then all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died, and here I am."
"You have had a pretty bad day, you'd better come in," Peter says.
The second man comes up and Peter asks for his story.
"It's been a very strange day," says the man, "You see, I was late for work, and hurrying to catch the bus, when suddenly this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
St Peter sympathises with him for his terrible luck, and lets him in.
The third man comes to the front of the queue, and again Peter asks for his story.
"You won't believe this," says the third man, "I was hiding inside this refrigerator..."