Please note: The MARS / WARS and FADS sessions are back on Skype for another week, but a couple of Lynne's sessions have been cancelled. Check the calendar for dates and times.
Coming home from school a young boy proudly says to his father: Father! “I followed the bus home from town today, on my bicycle and saved £1.50.
His father cuffed him on the ear, and growled, “You fool!”
“But father, I thought you’d be proud of me for saving the fare!”
“Yes,” said the father, “But you could have followed a taxi and ten pounds!”