Are you afraid of getting old?
Do you lie about your age when you're ask 'how old are you?'
What do you think life will be like when you reach 64?
Here, the wise old Ass of the Backpage of the Nepali Times (who @filauzio
have encountered before) gives some useful tips on aging gracefully.
I particularly love the comment on how 'In vogue these days are fluorescent green boxer shorts that glow in the dark, which is specially useful when there is load-shedding.' Very topical considering @Bubbly
's interesting new topic on powercuts. Maybe this is a solution to blackouts @aladdin