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Lightbulb jokes

LynneLynne Your TeacherHomePosts: 8,809 mod
edited January 2016 in Humour
A fun way to practise asking questions about countable nouns. :wink:

How many gravitational physicists does it take to change a lightbulb?

2 - One to hold the lightbulb and the other to rotate the universe.

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  • navidafrasiabiannavidafrasiabian Posts: 1,275 ✭✭✭✭
    Thanks dear @lynne,
    it was great!!
    I like it!!
    I mean it!!
  • mheredgemheredge Wordsmith Here and therePosts: 24,530 mod
    It's a bit like how many workmen does it take to dig a hole? Three at least. One to do the digging, anther to supervise and yet another one to watch.
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 29,866 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2016
    Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
    A: None. That's what research students are for.
    A: Five: One to write the grant proposal, one to do the mathematical modelling, one to type the research paper, one to submit the paper for publishing, and one to hire a student to do the work.

    Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?
    A: None-just assume it's changed.

    Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
    A: Two. One to stand on a chair and change it and one to say "I wish I was up there !"

    Q: How many admin assistants does it take to change a lightbulb ?
    A: None. I can't do anything unless you complete a lightbulb design change request form.

    Q: How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb ?
    A: Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going "To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up, and put it in, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right, and to the right..."

    Q: How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know.

    Q: How many amoebas does it take to change a lightbulb ?
    A: One. No, 2. No, 4. No, 8. No, 16. No, 32.......
  • KhaliedKhalied EgyptPosts: 2,215 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A/ How many programmer's does it take to change a light bulb?

    B/ Can't be done,it's a hardware problem.
  • LynneLynne Your Teacher HomePosts: 8,809 mod
    edited February 2016
    How many professors does it take to change a lightbulb?

    100: 1 to change the lightbulb and the other 99 to tell you how hard it was when they had to do it.
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 29,866 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Lynne, I know one of such professors. ;)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 29,866 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2016
    How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one. All he has to do is to hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
  • kindgnicekindgnice LEO Motivator!!! Posts: 7,439 mod
    What is a lightbulb? :lol:
    Just kiddin'. :lol:
  • mheredgemheredge Wordsmith Here and therePosts: 24,530 mod
    How many plumbers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one if you ask nicely (I asked the plumber who came round yesterday to fix a leak to change the light bulb in the bathroom while he was at it.)
  • kindgnicekindgnice LEO Motivator!!! Posts: 7,439 mod
    mheredge wrote: »
    How many plumbers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one if you ask nicely (I asked the plumber who came round yesterday to fix a leak to change the light bulb in the bathroom while he was at it.)

    Hahaha. Well, good to know the plumber is knowledgeable in replacing your lightbulb. Just kiddin'. ;)
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