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What is one to say about June? The time of perfect young summer, the fulfilment of the promise of the earlier months, and with as yet no sign to remind one that its fresh young beauty will ever fade.

Gertrude Jekyll
A swarm of bees in May
Is worth a load of hay;
A swarm of bees in June
Is worth a silver spoon;
A swarm of bees in July
Is not worth a fly.
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mheredgemheredge WordsmithHere and therePosts: 25,675 mod
Have you seen any funny signs? Here's a selection that had me laughing.

Paris: "Please leave your values at the front desk"

Switzerland: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for"

Norway: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar"

Vienna: "In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter"

Bucharest: "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable"

Moscow : "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it"

Japan : "Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviors in bed"

Thailand: "Please do not bring solicitors into your room"

Nairobi "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager"

Acapulco: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here"

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 ✭✭✭
    @mheredge
    Norway: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar"
    What kind of bar is it? this is a kind of request I had never heard. ;)
  • mheredgemheredge Wordsmith Here and therePosts: 25,675 mod
    A bar is where drinks (usually alcoholic) are served @Bubbly. So in general, this is not a place to bring children.

    I haven't met any solicitors in Thailand yet.
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,008 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
  • mheredgemheredge Wordsmith Here and therePosts: 25,675 mod
    >:)
  • OmerHOmerH Posts: 129 ✭✭
    Leave your "values" at front desk. Haha
    Some of them are really funny! @mheredge
  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Teacher Posts: 2,179 mod
    Ladies? Ladies!! What happened to fathers Norway?
    I like Moscow's best!
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,008 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Too blunt! ;)

    Japan : "Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviors in bed"
  • JCAJCA Posts: 13 ✭✭
    If you find the waitresses rude you should see the manager.. Lol that made me chuckle.
  • JCAJCA Posts: 13 ✭✭
    [quote="Bubbly;123752"]Too blunt! ;)

    Japan : "Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviors in bed"[/quote]

    They might just mean pee in bed or something. Lol
  • Ahmad2Ahmad2 Posts: 13 ✭✭
    Moscow : "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it"
    what if its my second visit? XD
  • faiz49faiz49 Posts: 159 ✭✭
    @JCA yeah, i don't think so in my country
  • peaceculture2peaceculture2 Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Norway: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar" very nice and wise sign.

    @mheredge @Ahmad2 @biso
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