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Lost in translation - hahaha

mheredgemheredge TeacherHere and therePosts: 26,145 mod
Have you seen any funny signs? Here's a selection that had me laughing.

Paris: "Please leave your values at the front desk"

Switzerland: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for"

Norway: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar"

Vienna: "In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter"

Bucharest: "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable"

Moscow : "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it"

Japan : "Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviors in bed"

Thailand: "Please do not bring solicitors into your room"

Nairobi "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager"

Acapulco: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here"

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 ✭✭✭
    @mheredge
    Norway: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar"
    What kind of bar is it? this is a kind of request I had never heard. ;)
  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 26,145 mod
    A bar is where drinks (usually alcoholic) are served @Bubbly. So in general, this is not a place to bring children.

    I haven't met any solicitors in Thailand yet.
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,040 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 26,145 mod
    >:)
  • OmerHOmerH Posts: 129 ✭✭
    Leave your "values" at front desk. Haha
    Some of them are really funny! @mheredge
  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Posts: 2,212 Teacher
    Ladies? Ladies!! What happened to fathers Norway?
    I like Moscow's best!
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,040 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Too blunt! ;)

    Japan : "Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviors in bed"
  • JCAJCA Posts: 13 ✭✭
    If you find the waitresses rude you should see the manager.. Lol that made me chuckle.
  • JCAJCA Posts: 13 ✭✭
    [quote="Bubbly;123752"]Too blunt! ;)

    Japan : "Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviors in bed"[/quote]

    They might just mean pee in bed or something. Lol
  • Ahmad2Ahmad2 Posts: 13 ✭✭
    Moscow : "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it"
    what if its my second visit? XD
  • faiz49faiz49 Posts: 159 ✭✭
    @JCA yeah, i don't think so in my country
  • peaceculture2peaceculture2 Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Norway: "Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar" very nice and wise sign.

    @mheredge @Ahmad2 @biso
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