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What is one to say about June? The time of perfect young summer, the fulfilment of the promise of the earlier months, and with as yet no sign to remind one that its fresh young beauty will ever fade.

Gertrude Jekyll
A swarm of bees in May
Is worth a load of hay;
A swarm of bees in June
Is worth a silver spoon;
A swarm of bees in July
Is not worth a fly.
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Pet jokes

amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler TeacherPosts: 2,179 mod
edited December 2013 in Humour
Thanks to Robert Trance for these!

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
[spoiler] A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! [spoiler]

Comments

  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Teacher Posts: 2,179 mod
    Q: What do you call a pile of kittens
    [spoiler]A: a meowntain [spoiler]
  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Teacher Posts: 2,179 mod
    edited December 2013
    Q: Why don't cats like online shopping?
    [spoiler] A: They prefer a cat-alogue. [spoiler]
  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Teacher Posts: 2,179 mod
    Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
    [spoiler] A: I'm paw! [spoiler]
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2013
    What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

    =)) =)) =))
  • LynneLynne Your Teacher HomePosts: 9,170 mod
    Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"?

    [spoiler]Because Frost-bites![/Spoiler]
  • LynneLynne Your Teacher HomePosts: 9,170 mod
    Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"?

    Because Frost-bites!
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Very good one @Lynne! :)) :-j
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Very good one @Lynne! :)) :-j
  • mheredgemheredge Wordsmith Here and therePosts: 25,675 mod
    Groan.
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have one!
    Why do birds fly south for the winter?

    Because it’s too far to walk.
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have anoter!! :D

    Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
    Because he wanted to see butterfly.
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What do you call a fly without wings?
    A walk.
  • GlareGlare Posts: 7
    Why does a mouse love a cat? I knew this stroy on the TV.
  • LynneLynne Your Teacher HomePosts: 9,170 mod
    What do you call a dog with surround sound?

    A sub-woofer.
  • FDoriFDori Posts: 34 ✭✭
    My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
  • nuurussubchiynuurussubchiy Posts: 244 ✭✭
    A Nun went to a seminar but finds out she's at the Cat Lover Seminar
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