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"Still lie the sheltering snows, undimmed and white;
And reigns the winter's pregnant silence still;
No sign of spring, save that the catkins fill,
And willow stems grow daily red and bright.
These are days when ancients held a rite
Of expiation for the old year's ill,
And prayer to purify the new year's will."
Helen Hunt Jackson, A Calendar of Sonnet's: February
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Pet jokes

amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler TeacherPosts: 2,011 mod
edited December 2013 in Humour
Thanks to Robert Trance for these!

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
[spoiler] A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! [spoiler]

Comments

  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Teacher Posts: 2,011 mod
    Q: What do you call a pile of kittens
    [spoiler]A: a meowntain [spoiler]
  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Teacher Posts: 2,011 mod
    edited December 2013
    Q: Why don't cats like online shopping?
    [spoiler] A: They prefer a cat-alogue. [spoiler]
  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Teacher Posts: 2,011 mod
    Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
    [spoiler] A: I'm paw! [spoiler]
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2013
    What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

    =)) =)) =))
  • LynneLynne Your Teacher HomePosts: 8,627 mod
    Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"?

    [spoiler]Because Frost-bites![/Spoiler]
  • LynneLynne Your Teacher HomePosts: 8,627 mod
    Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"?

    Because Frost-bites!
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Very good one @Lynne! :)) :-j
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Very good one @Lynne! :)) :-j
  • mheredgemheredge Wordsmith Here and therePosts: 24,065 mod
    Groan.
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have one!
    Why do birds fly south for the winter?

    Because it’s too far to walk.
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have anoter!! :D

    Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
    Because he wanted to see butterfly.
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What do you call a fly without wings?
    A walk.
  • GlareGlare Posts: 7
    Why does a mouse love a cat? I knew this stroy on the TV.
  • LynneLynne Your Teacher HomePosts: 8,627 mod
    What do you call a dog with surround sound?

    A sub-woofer.
  • FDoriFDori Posts: 30 ✭✭
    My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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