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"Still lie the sheltering snows, undimmed and white;
And reigns the winter's pregnant silence still;
No sign of spring, save that the catkins fill,
And willow stems grow daily red and bright.
These are days when ancients held a rite
Of expiation for the old year's ill,
And prayer to purify the new year's will."
Helen Hunt Jackson, A Calendar of Sonnet's: February
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Pet jokes

amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Posts: 2,287 mod
edited December 2013 in Humour
Thanks to Robert Trance for these!

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
[spoiler] A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! [spoiler]

Comments

  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Posts: 2,287 mod
    Q: What do you call a pile of kittens
    [spoiler]A: a meowntain [spoiler]
  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Posts: 2,287 mod
    edited December 2013
    Q: Why don't cats like online shopping?
    [spoiler] A: They prefer a cat-alogue. [spoiler]
  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Posts: 2,287 mod
    Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
    [spoiler] A: I'm paw! [spoiler]
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 Inactive
    edited December 2013
    What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

    =)) =)) =))
  • LynneLynne Teach HomePosts: 9,752 mod
    Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"?

    [spoiler]Because Frost-bites![/Spoiler]
  • LynneLynne Teach HomePosts: 9,752 mod
    Why did the snowman call his dog "Frost"?

    Because Frost-bites!
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 Inactive
    Very good one @Lynne! :)) :-j
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 Inactive
    Very good one @Lynne! :)) :-j
  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 29,840 mod
    Groan.
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 Inactive
    I have one!
    Why do birds fly south for the winter?

    Because it’s too far to walk.
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 Inactive
    I have anoter!! :D

    Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
    Because he wanted to see butterfly.
  • HelvioHelvio Posts: 1,860 Inactive
    What do you call a fly without wings?
    A walk.
  • GlareGlare Posts: 7
    Why does a mouse love a cat? I knew this stroy on the TV.
  • LynneLynne Teach HomePosts: 9,752 mod
    What do you call a dog with surround sound?

    A sub-woofer.
  • FDoriFDori Posts: 40 ✭✭
    My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
  • nuurussubchiynuurussubchiy Posts: 259 ✭✭✭
    A Nun went to a seminar but finds out she's at the Cat Lover Seminar
  • benibeni Posts: 12 ✭✭
    A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" "Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?" "Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." "What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?" "Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
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