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Jokes about men and women

FatimaFatima Posts: 65 Inactive
edited October 2016 in Humour
MEN are like Bluetooth,
He is connected to you when you are nearby ,but searches for other devices when you are away
But
WOMEN are like Wi_Fi,
She seas all available devices but connected to the strongest one
How is agree with this resemble?

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Men are like Bluetooth: He is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away.

But...

Women are like WiFi: She sees all the available devices but connects to the strongest one.

Who agrees with this?
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  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 29,840 mod
    Haha @F@tima that's a good way of putting it. To attach to Bluetooth you normally have to find and connect to the right gadget too.
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Usually social media has this trend to compare men and women in the most stupid way.
  • FatimaFatima Posts: 65 Inactive
    @Bubbly you look like so serious
    It's good to be cool sometimes
    Even if this comparisons aren't true at all but it's interesting
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @F@tima There is nothing to be serious about, when it comes to social media. B)
  • FatimaFatima Posts: 65 Inactive
    @Bubbly
    So be relax :p
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @F@tima Why did you feel that I am not relaxed? :)
  • FatimaFatima Posts: 65 Inactive
    Because I think @Bubbly look like so...serious and strict
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @F@tima really. ;)
  • FatimaFatima Posts: 65 Inactive
    Really
    Are u ?
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2015
    @F@tima I want to be sometimes.......! ;)

    Anyways, nothing serious on this forum. Just fun that runs. :)
  • LynneLynne Teach HomePosts: 9,752 mod
    I prefer LAN. What does that say about me?
  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 29,840 mod
    I'm sure someone put the words into his mouth @Bubbly, but it's true, isn't it?
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @mheredge It could be like this but overall it is reality.
  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 29,840 mod
    He looks like he's having a good laugh about it @Bubbly. I wonder if his wife found he was bad at listening to her.
  • RafiaremaRafiarema Posts: 369 ✭✭✭
    @Bubbly nice quote with albert einstain.
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @mheredge he had a wife? I don't think so. But I have some doubts about his laugh. ;)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @Rafiarema thanks. Einstein has some great quotes.
  • LynneLynne Teach HomePosts: 9,752 mod
    A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
    The next day he received a sack full of letters.
    They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
  • FatimaFatima Posts: 65 Inactive
    Dear@Lynne thanks for correction
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,307 ✭✭✭✭

  • FatimaFatima Posts: 65 Inactive
    Dear @Dora that's so funny and right
    Bravo
  • safeen2safeen2 Posts: 31 ✭✭
    edited October 2015
    @f@tima life without a wife like a kitchen without knife
  • FatimaFatima Posts: 65 Inactive
    @safeen2 bravo
    That's an interesting imagery :D
  • safeen2safeen2 Posts: 31 ✭✭
    @Bubbly have you heard about nancy ajram the arbic songstress?she is very beautiful, once a wife told her husband why men always admire Nancy Ajram can you tell me what is the difference between me and her ,he said " because she is Nany and you are Her father Ajram"
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @safeen2 I like it. :)
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,307 ✭✭✭✭

  • LynneLynne Teach HomePosts: 9,752 mod
    If anyone says to you that men work harder than women, here is a nice reply:-

    Of course we don’t. We get it right the first time!
  • LienLien Posts: 266 Inactive
    @Bubbly I am really afraid of a jealous woman. If living with the woman, she regards everyone with suspicion.
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