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There is wind where the rose was,
Cold rain where sweet grass was,
And clouds like sheep
Stream o'er the steep
Grey skies where the lark was.

Nought warm where your hand was,
Nought gold where your hair was,
But phantom, forlorn,
Beneath the thorn,
Your ghost where your face was.

Cold wind where your voice was,
Tears, tears where my heart was,
And ever with me,
Child, ever with me,
Silence where hope was.

November by Walter de la Mare
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Knock Knock

DoraDora Posts: 3,276 ✭✭✭✭
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
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Comments

  • KaesKaes Posts: 5
    edited August 2015
    It is really funny, :D
    This is the first time I see such jokes, lol
    Do you make this by your own ideas @Dora ?
  • navidafrasiabiannavidafrasiabian Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Great knock knock jokes @Dora !!
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    Knock knock.
    Who's there?!

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?!

    Opportunity.

    Oh,don't be silly.Opportunity never knocks twice.
  • ShellyLealShellyLeal Posts: 33 ✭✭
    Knock Knock

    “Who’s there?”

    “Theodore!”

    “Theodore who?”

    Theodore wasn't open so I knocked. :P
  • nuurussubchiynuurussubchiy Posts: 257 ✭✭✭
    boy: why chicken cross the road?
    girl: idk
    boy: it going to the stupid as*' house

    boy: knock knock
    girl: who's there?
    boy: the chicken
    girl: *^*%@!!!
  • nuurussubchiynuurussubchiy Posts: 257 ✭✭✭
    Police: knock knock
    Homeowner: who's there?
    P: the police
    H: what'chu want?
    P: just want to talk
    H: how many of you?
    P: two of us
    H: then talk to each other
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,276 ✭✭✭✭
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you so much!
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,276 ✭✭✭✭
    - "Will you remember me in a year?"
    - "Yes."
    - "Will you remember me in a month?"
    - "Yes."
    - "Will you remember me in a week?"
    - "Yes."

    - Knock knock.
    - Who's there?
    - See. You forgot me already. :smiley:
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