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Knock Knock

DoraDora Posts: 3,072 ✭✭✭✭
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
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Comments

  • KaesKaes Posts: 5
    edited August 2015
    It is really funny, :D
    This is the first time I see such jokes, lol
    Do you make this by your own ideas @Dora ?
  • navidafrasiabiannavidafrasiabian Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Great knock knock jokes @Dora !!
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    Knock knock.
    Who's there?!

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?!

    Opportunity.

    Oh,don't be silly.Opportunity never knocks twice.
  • ShellyLealShellyLeal Posts: 33 ✭✭
    Knock Knock

    “Who’s there?”

    “Theodore!”

    “Theodore who?”

    Theodore wasn't open so I knocked. :P
  • nuurussubchiynuurussubchiy Posts: 244 ✭✭
    boy: why chicken cross the road?
    girl: idk
    boy: it going to the stupid as*' house

    boy: knock knock
    girl: who's there?
    boy: the chicken
    girl: *^*%@!!!
  • nuurussubchiynuurussubchiy Posts: 244 ✭✭
    Police: knock knock
    Homeowner: who's there?
    P: the police
    H: what'chu want?
    P: just want to talk
    H: how many of you?
    P: two of us
    H: then talk to each other
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