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By all these lovely tokens
September days are here,
With summer’s best of weather
And autumn’s best of cheer.

Helen Hunt Jackson - September
The breezes taste
Of apple peel.
The air is full
Of smells to feel-
Ripe fruit, old footballs,
Burning brush,
New books, erasers,
Chalk, and such.
The bee, his hive,
Well-honeyed hum,
And Mother cuts
Chrysanthemums.
Like plates washed clean
With suds, the days
Are polished with
A morning haze.

John Updike, September
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Humour/Jokes About The English Language

BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
edited September 2015 in Humour
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  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2015
    bla bla bla! :)

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Like I used the word "Rushy" from the "Rush". ;)

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    C'mon.....common, comma, coma! :)

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    I doughnut know! :)

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Question mark! :)

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Tense, Tensed, Tension! :)

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh No! :)

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    LOLs

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Definitely Yes! :)

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2015
    A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the check, he pulls out a gun, fires it several times, then walks out the door. A stunned patron then asks the waiter, "What was that all about?" The waiter responded, "That's just the way pandas are," and walked away. Well, the patron didn't know what a panda was, so at home that night he looks up "panda" in the dictionary and what he finds explained everything: "Panda: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves."
  • LynneLynne Your Teacher HomePosts: 9,489 mod
    A teacher caught a student hanging around outside a chip shop in town, and reprimanded her saying, "So, whose class are you cutting this time?"

    "Yeah, well, like," the young teen replied, "er, you see, okay, it's like, as if I well, I don't like... I think like it's, y'know, like because I'm, y'know, like, I don't get owt from it."

    "It's English, isn't it?" replied the teacher.
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  • RomanRoman Posts: 493 ✭✭✭
    @Lynne, can u post this image ttp://allsaintslanguagesblog.typepad.co.uk/.a/6a01053602ea57970c0120a6aa07aa970b-800wi and tell me if there is some truth in it?
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Yes. :)

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
    What is a person who speaks one language?
    An American. :)
  • LynneLynne Your Teacher HomePosts: 9,489 mod
  • GlorianGlorian Posts: 1,251 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli So many jokes about punctuation! By the way i wanted to offer to make a topic about "Punctuation"! What do you think?
  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 27,105 mod
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