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By all these lovely tokens
September days are here,
With summer’s best of weather
And autumn’s best of cheer.

Helen Hunt Jackson - September
The breezes taste
Of apple peel.
The air is full
Of smells to feel-
Ripe fruit, old footballs,
Burning brush,
New books, erasers,
Chalk, and such.
The bee, his hive,
Well-honeyed hum,
And Mother cuts
Chrysanthemums.
Like plates washed clean
With suds, the days
Are polished with
A morning haze.

John Updike, September
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Technology/IT/Social Media Jokes/Humour

BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
edited August 2015 in Humour
hahaha, I am the victim of wifi and computer viruses issues. Lets enjoy the Technology/IT/Social Media in humorous way. :)
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  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2015


  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    With due deference to web designers. :)

  • DoraDora Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭✭
    Check this one out @bubbli. :)

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Career path! :)

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    ...because internet and chatting is not allowed in computer class. :)

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Agreed! :(

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭

  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    haha! very funny :|
    i have a wonderful life and i like it :p
    but i wonder why i'm being asked that question by you?! i want an answer..
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath this question is asked by the computer. :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    computer is stupid!
    it just do what i order it to do :D

    @meu @nil @nel @madhug @ManLearner @Roman @roromao83 @Practical_Severard @Saira @Nisha-raj123
    try to put your jokes here too ;)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    Why shouldn't Facebook have paid $1 billion dollars for Instagram?
    They could've downloaded it for free!
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."
  • RomanRoman Posts: 493 ✭✭✭
    I am sorry, but I can't post pictures, but here you have a written one:

    Wikipedia: I know everything!
    Google: I have everything!
    Facebook: I know everybody!
    Internet: Without me you are nothing!
    Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    enjoy the jokes ;)
    and don't ask me to put anymore jokes :D :D
  • RomanRoman Posts: 493 ✭✭✭
    A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.
    When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."
    The Project manager is sitting there thinking, "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped me!"
    The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"
    The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!"
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath did I ask you to share your jokes here? :) >:)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    you will never know where to find a nice guy like me ;) :D
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