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"The April rain, the April rain,
Comes slanting down in fitful showers,
Then from the furrow shoots the grain,
And banks are fledged with nestling flowers;
And in grey shawl and woodland bowers
The cuckoo through the April rain
Calls once again."

Mathilde Blind, April Rain
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Chuck Norris Facts

RomanRoman Posts: 493 ✭✭✭
Is there something similar in UK?

Just 10 of them:

- Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
- Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Comments

  • RomanRoman Posts: 493 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2015
    Even if nobody finds this post, I will add 3 Chuck Norris facts each week, because each one makes me smile.

    - Chuck Norris is the only one who can pause World of Warcraft
    - When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
    - Bigfoot believes in Chuck Norris
  • RomanRoman Posts: 493 ✭✭✭
    Two extras today:

    - Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
    - Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
    - Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

    - Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
    -Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
  • RomanRoman Posts: 493 ✭✭✭
    - Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    - When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    - Godzilla once challenged King Kong to an arm wrestling match. The winner was Chuck Norris.
  • RomanRoman Posts: 493 ✭✭✭
    - Chuck Norris never browses the internet. The internet confesses everything to him.
    - There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
    - Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
  • tibtib Posts: 8
    You are so cute.. Nice jokes by the way.
  • LynneLynne Your Teacher HomePosts: 8,957 mod
    I've never seen anything like this for any Brits @Roman.
  • otaviosalomaootaviosalomao Posts: 13 ✭✭
    More post plz @Roman i'm laughing hard
  • andrew_123andrew_123 Posts: 4
    Chuck Norris cannot love,he can only not kill
  • JawadKarimJawadKarim Posts: 13 ✭✭
    Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
    Once Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then the grenade exploded.
    Chuck Norris doesn't answer nature's call. Nature answers Chuck Norris' call.
    Chuck Norris is so fast that he always comes yesterday.
    Chuck Norris can cure cancer with his first aid box.
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