Is there something similar in UK?
Just 10 of them:
- Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
- Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.