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christellechristelle Posts: 946 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited November 2016 in Humour
As a primary school teacher I often hear jokes about my job.

So I'd like to share things about that with you.


[i]TEACHER : Marko, what is the chemical formula for water ?
MARKO : h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o
TEACHER : What are you talking about ?
MARKO : Yesterday you said it was H to O.
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  • mheredgemheredge Wordsmith Here and therePosts: 23,489 mod
    Kids take things so literally @christelle! :D
  • christellechristelle Posts: 946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah ! :smile:
    I'd like to add pictures or links, but I can't ...
    I'll do it later then.
  • BubblyBubbly Posts: 29,662 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2015

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  • BubblyBubbly Posts: 29,662 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2015


  • christellechristelle Posts: 946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    > @bubbli said:
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    I saw this one in the Internet, I wanted to add it here. You did it, it's perfect ! @bubbli
  • christellechristelle Posts: 946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was talking about the 3rd picture
  • christellechristelle Posts: 946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Luke: Why did the M&M go to school?
    Stan: I’m stumped.
    Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
  • BubblyBubbly Posts: 29,662 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @christelle I read your message now but thanks to @april who displayed it well for you. :)
  • BubblyBubbly Posts: 29,662 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh! :)

  • BubblyBubbly Posts: 29,662 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. Jackson: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: Jackson!
  • BubblyBubbly Posts: 29,662 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2015
    Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
    Much to their relief she smiled and said: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
    Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said:
    "First Question: Which tire was flat?"
  • christellechristelle Posts: 946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Thank you @april , you are so nice !
  • aprilapril Moderator Posts: 9,650 mod
    edited July 2015
    You're welcome, @christelle :) .
    Do you also have problem with the parents of your pupils like in the picture?
    You're a teacher in the First School, right?
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  • christellechristelle Posts: 946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @april I'm a primary school teacher, yes.

    I think things have changed. Nowadays pupils and children are considered like kings and they have all rights, according to their parents.
  • christellechristelle Posts: 946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    And yes, sometimes parents behave like in the picture. Lol
  • RomanRoman Posts: 494 ✭✭✭
    A new student came to the class. After telling the rest of the children his name, the teacher ask "What does your father do?"
    Student: "Whatever Mon says"
  • christellechristelle Posts: 946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You're so funny @madhug !
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 330 ✭✭✭
    Thanks, Nice to meet you @christelle.
  • christellechristelle Posts: 946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
    A: Because it always has lots of problems.

    @llunashine
  • christellechristelle Posts: 946 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    A: Because 7 8 9
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