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Beautiful December

Now, when the garden awaits the return of spring
Now, when the silence is deep and blue
Now, when the winter has cast her spell again
Beautiful December, Beautiful December

Here, where the snow is as soft as a woolly lamb
Here, where the nightfall is deep and blue,
Here, where the stars are so bright, you reach for them
Beautiful December, Beautiful December

Child, may you sleep in gentle peace tonight
Dream of songs that rise on silken wings!
When you wake, enchanted by the snowspun light
Sing the songs that came to you in dreams,
Your beautiful December dreams
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  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
    Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    - Why are all those people running?
    - They are running a race to get a cup.
    - Who will get the cup?
    - The person who wins.
    - Then why are all the others running?
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    check my jokes and enjoy ;)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,131 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath simple but good. I like them.:)
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 772 ✭✭✭
    Two friends visit a Stadium.

    First: Why are all these people running?

    Second: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

    First: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    nice jokes @madhug
    i hope you enjoyed the other jokes ;)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,131 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    'Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor blade'
    'Dont panic, i'm coming immediately, have you done anything yet?'
    'Yeah, i shaved with the electric razor.'
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    :D :D :D :D
    i really like it
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 772 ✭✭✭
    @moath, Yes buddy..! I like to here jokes, I would like to here from you.
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭✭
    I would also like to hear from you @moath. You have hardly posted a one, I think.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @madhug @Dora @bubbli
    i will share some jokes as you want, :)
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭✭
    Haha @moath. Very Funny. Though I got them/understood late. Thanks for making me laugh.

  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
    A: A waist of time.
    Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"
    Bob: "I don't know, why?"
    Fred: "To hide in cherry trees."
    Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree."
    Fred: "See, it works."
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said, "Come on, get in the car. We’re going to the gas station."
    An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit." The mortician says, "We’ll take care of it, ma’am," and yells to the back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    are they enough for your highness?
    :D :|
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    i shared more if you want to laugh more ;)
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭✭
    Amazing, @moath! :D
    But I didn't get the last one.

  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    it will not be funny if i explained :)
    i hope you enjoyed the other ones
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭✭
    Yep, I had @moath. :|
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 772 ✭✭✭
    A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
    The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,131 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath keep going! :p
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    why did you stop sharing jokes, i miss you :(
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    it is about the imagination, i see it funny and nonsense, but funny
    if you have any jokes in mind, you're welcome to share them here :)
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