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"Still lie the sheltering snows, undimmed and white;
And reigns the winter's pregnant silence still;
No sign of spring, save that the catkins fill,
And willow stems grow daily red and bright.
These are days when ancients held a rite
Of expiation for the old year's ill,
And prayer to purify the new year's will."
Helen Hunt Jackson, A Calendar of Sonnet's: February
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  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
    Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    - Why are all those people running?
    - They are running a race to get a cup.
    - Who will get the cup?
    - The person who wins.
    - Then why are all the others running?
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    check my jokes and enjoy ;)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath simple but good. I like them.:)
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 784 ✭✭✭
    Two friends visit a Stadium.

    First: Why are all these people running?

    Second: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

    First: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    nice jokes @madhug
    :)
    i hope you enjoyed the other jokes ;)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    'Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor blade'
    'Dont panic, i'm coming immediately, have you done anything yet?'
    'Yeah, i shaved with the electric razor.'
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    :D :D :D :D
    i really like it
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 784 ✭✭✭
    @moath, Yes buddy..! I like to here jokes, I would like to here from you.
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,307 ✭✭✭✭
    I would also like to hear from you @moath. You have hardly posted a one, I think.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @madhug @Dora @bubbli
    i will share some jokes as you want, :)
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,307 ✭✭✭✭
    Haha @moath. Very Funny. Though I got them/understood late. Thanks for making me laugh.

  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
    A: A waist of time.
    ----------
    Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"
    Bob: "I don't know, why?"
    Fred: "To hide in cherry trees."
    Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree."
    Fred: "See, it works."
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said, "Come on, get in the car. We’re going to the gas station."
    ------------
    An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit." The mortician says, "We’ll take care of it, ma’am," and yells to the back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    are they enough for your highness?
    :D :|
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Dora
    i shared more if you want to laugh more ;)
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,307 ✭✭✭✭
    Amazing, @moath! :D
    But I didn't get the last one.

  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Dora
    it will not be funny if i explained :)
    i hope you enjoyed the other ones
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,307 ✭✭✭✭
    Yep, I had @moath. :|
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 784 ✭✭✭
    A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
    The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath keep going! :p
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    why did you stop sharing jokes, i miss you :(
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @silverwoo
    it is about the imagination, i see it funny and nonsense, but funny
    if you have any jokes in mind, you're welcome to share them here :)
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