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On this breezy October morn, I walk
in the swift shadows of cloud-cursing rooks,
watching the world wake on the horizon.
Leo Yankevich
All houses wherein men have lived and died
Are haunted houses. Through the open doors
The harmless phantoms on their errands glide,
With feet that make no sound upon the floors.

We meet them at the doorway, on the stair,
Along the passages they come and go,
Impalpable impressions on the air,
A sense of something moving to and fro.
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  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
    Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    - Why are all those people running?
    - They are running a race to get a cup.
    - Who will get the cup?
    - The person who wins.
    - Then why are all the others running?
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    check my jokes and enjoy ;)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath simple but good. I like them.:)
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 506 ✭✭✭
    Two friends visit a Stadium.

    First: Why are all these people running?

    Second: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

    First: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    nice jokes @madhug
    :)
    i hope you enjoyed the other jokes ;)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    'Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor blade'
    'Dont panic, i'm coming immediately, have you done anything yet?'
    'Yeah, i shaved with the electric razor.'
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    :D :D :D :D
    i really like it
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 506 ✭✭✭
    @moath, Yes buddy..! I like to here jokes, I would like to here from you.
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,211 ✭✭✭✭
    I would also like to hear from you @moath. You have hardly posted a one, I think.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @madhug @Dora @bubbli
    i will share some jokes as you want, :)
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,211 ✭✭✭✭
    Haha @moath. Very Funny. Though I got them/understood late. Thanks for making me laugh.

  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
    A: A waist of time.
    ----------
    Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"
    Bob: "I don't know, why?"
    Fred: "To hide in cherry trees."
    Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree."
    Fred: "See, it works."
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said, "Come on, get in the car. We’re going to the gas station."
    ------------
    An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit." The mortician says, "We’ll take care of it, ma’am," and yells to the back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    are they enough for your highness?
    :D :|
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Dora
    i shared more if you want to laugh more ;)
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,211 ✭✭✭✭
    Amazing, @moath! :D
    But I didn't get the last one.

  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Dora
    it will not be funny if i explained :)
    i hope you enjoyed the other ones
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,211 ✭✭✭✭
    Yep, I had @moath. :|
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 506 ✭✭✭
    A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
    The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath keep going! :p
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    why did you stop sharing jokes, i miss you :(
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @silverwoo
    it is about the imagination, i see it funny and nonsense, but funny
    if you have any jokes in mind, you're welcome to share them here :)
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