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On this breezy October morn, I walk
in the swift shadows of cloud-cursing rooks,
watching the world wake on the horizon.
Leo Yankevich
All houses wherein men have lived and died
Are haunted houses. Through the open doors
The harmless phantoms on their errands glide,
With feet that make no sound upon the floors.

We meet them at the doorway, on the stair,
Along the passages they come and go,
Impalpable impressions on the air,
A sense of something moving to and fro.
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  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    did you check the joke shared by (Nisha-raj123)
    it's on the same page above..
    you should be careful because misunderstanding can happen.. :)
    anyway i liked this joke, and still like it ;)
    more, i want more B)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath misunderstanding?:O
    So what if a joke is repeated! Anyone can enjoy it twice. :)
    So be careful, if someone shares a joke here, enjoy it even if it is ten times shared before.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    maybe you're right
    i don't know, but sometimes people don't like it..
    and don't worry,repeat it as many as you want, i will enjoy :)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 ✭✭
    Father: do you have a joke?
    Son: joke! :p
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @Cool_mic1 what is this? :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    it is a well known joke

    hi @Cool_mic1 you can share more jokes if you want :)
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 506 ✭✭✭
    @bubbli: ha..! ha..! Nice one, most of the people thinking same in exam. :)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @madhug yes indeed!
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 506 ✭✭✭
    Awkward Things Patients Have Actually Said To Doctors -

    1. “Is there a pill so I can have a baby boy?”

    2. “My iPhone camera makes my face look wonky.”

    3. “I went to the gym yesterday and now my arms are hurting.”

    4. “Doctor, my stomach makes this weird rumbling/gurgling noise whenever I haven’t eaten. It’s starting to affect my work.”

    5. “My skin is too soft.”

    6. “Hi Doctor. I booked this appointment two weeks ago but the problem has gone now. I didn’t want to waste the appointment so I thought it best to come anyway.”

    7. “When I drink certain types of beer I vomit and have a headache the next morning.”
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 506 ✭✭✭
    1st Perosn asks to another one " why are you so seriously reading."
    2nd Person replays " I am reading jocks" :smile:
  • nisreen.mustafanisreen.mustafa Posts: 208 ✭✭✭✭
    father : this is my new account in Facebook
    son : WTF
    father : what does that mean ??!!
    son : welcome to facebook :blush:
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @nisreen.mustafa
    hhhhhe
    i like these kindes of jokes ;)
    share more if you have any :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    good one :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 ✭✭
    @moath here you go with one more joke! :)
    Kid: My teacher is cute and beautiful.
    Dad: Son, teacher is like mother.
    Kid: Selfish, you always think of your self! :D
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @madhug
    i liked the 6th one :D
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Dora
    hhhhe one of the best
    continue :)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭

  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    A man was driving in his car got a call from his wife on his cell phone. She was really frantic and yelled, “Honey, I just heard on the news that there is a car going the wrong way on the highway! Be careful!”
    He replied, “Honey, there isn’t just one, there are hundreds of them!”
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Boss: Where were you born?
    Sam: Ireland
    Boss: Which part?
    Sam: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Ireland.
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    2 friends were fixing a bomb in a car.
    First: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
    Second: Don't worry, I have one more.
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    Mike joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
    Mike: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
    An old lady: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    wow, great jokes @bubbli
    that make me jealous!! :|
    now i think i'm going to look for some jokes for you
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath I am happy that you enjoyed them.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    -dad i don't want to walk to school tomorrow
    - son when Abraham Lincholn was your age he walked 12miles to get to school!
    - Oh yeah well dad..
    -yes son?
    -when Abraham Lincoln was your age he was president
    -.................. >:)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    dad: your english teacher says you use too many Americanism!
    son: well, like Duh! he's so Bla Bla Bla Dude
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
    Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
    teacher:" Of course not."
    student: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."
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