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Beautiful December

Now, when the garden awaits the return of spring
Now, when the silence is deep and blue
Now, when the winter has cast her spell again
Beautiful December, Beautiful December

Here, where the snow is as soft as a woolly lamb
Here, where the nightfall is deep and blue,
Here, where the stars are so bright, you reach for them
Beautiful December, Beautiful December

Child, may you sleep in gentle peace tonight
Dream of songs that rise on silken wings!
When you wake, enchanted by the snowspun light
Sing the songs that came to you in dreams,
Your beautiful December dreams
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  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Saira
    good one :D

    ok, check this one..

    Toothbrush: sometimes i feel that i have the worst job in the world!
    Toilet paper: YA..right!
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
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  • SairaSaira Posts: 846 ✭✭✭
    @moath,good joke :)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 ✭✭
    Student! Miss, where to keep the calendar?
    Teacher! Hang the calendar over there or I'll hang myself.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Nisha-raj123
    i liked them,, the father will hang himeself for real hehe
    more plz ;)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhe
    masterpiece
    share more plz ;)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Dora
    this is madness
    hehehe
    i like it
    the more the best :)
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭✭

  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @meu
    hehehehehehe
    hilarious
    guys, i came up with that joke by the way :D :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 ✭✭
    Once santa was walking on a road with his dog..
    a man came and asked: why are you roaming with a monkey?
    santa replied: Oh my God! It's not a monkey, it's a dog!
    man: i am not talking to u! Am talking to the ddog... :p
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Cool_mic1
    hehe good one
    but why is santa in lots of jokes?!!
    share more plz :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    hhhhhhhhhhe
    i'm not even sure that he owns a "house"!! :D :D
    it's one of the best @bubbli
    i like these kinds of jokes, if you have more ;)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,131 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath you are really clever. You ask others to share jokes but you don't share your own. :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    well, you're tricky by using compliments :)
    but hey, i will share some if i have any that can be funnier than your jokes ;)
    really your jokes are outstanding, continue plz :D
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,131 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath I like the way you ask others to participate in this thread. :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    that is good to know actually!
    and i like your way of thinking, you know it's different just like your picture :)
    more please,,,, :D :D ;)
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 772 ✭✭✭
    > @Saira said:It's funny..! Nice joke.
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 772 ✭✭✭
    Santa: What do you want to become in your next life?
    Banta: A Cockroach
    Santa: Why?
    Banta: My wife dreads only Cockroach :).
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @madhug
    good one, i like it :D
    i wonder about that
    why do girls dread cockroach that much?! its not like it will hurt them!!
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 772 ✭✭✭
    Girls are always like that they dread by silly things..! ;)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @madhug
    so you're a guy ;)
    here is another wonder: why guys dread girls sometimes?! :D :D
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 772 ✭✭✭
    Boys are look like brave in all situations, if pretty girl comes under the situation we can't do anything.

    It's situation demands.. ;)
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 772 ✭✭✭
    Here Another one for you @moath:

    Why I can't Sleep At Night

    I asked my heart why I can't sleep at night?

    Heart replied
    "because you slept in the afternoon, don't act like you're in love all the time" :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
    @madhug
    were you flirting?! i'm a guy!! :D :D :D :D :D
    the last joke is good by the way, i'm looking for more ;)
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