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"Still lie the sheltering snows, undimmed and white;
And reigns the winter's pregnant silence still;
No sign of spring, save that the catkins fill,
And willow stems grow daily red and bright.
These are days when ancients held a rite
Of expiation for the old year's ill,
And prayer to purify the new year's will."
Helen Hunt Jackson, A Calendar of Sonnet's: February
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  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Saira
    good one :D

    ok, check this one..

    Toothbrush: sometimes i feel that i have the worst job in the world!
    Toilet paper: YA..right!
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
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  • SairaSaira Posts: 846 ✭✭✭
    @moath,good joke :)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 ✭✭
    Student! Miss, where to keep the calendar?
    Teacher! Hang the calendar over there or I'll hang myself.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Nisha-raj123
    i liked them,, the father will hang himeself for real hehe
    more plz ;)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhe
    masterpiece
    share more plz ;)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Dora
    this is madness
    hehehe
    i like it
    the more the best :)
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,307 ✭✭✭✭

  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @meu
    hehehehehehe
    hilarious
    guys, i came up with that joke by the way :D :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0 ✭✭
    Once santa was walking on a road with his dog..
    a man came and asked: why are you roaming with a monkey?
    santa replied: Oh my God! It's not a monkey, it's a dog!
    man: i am not talking to u! Am talking to the ddog... :p
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Cool_mic1
    hehe good one
    but why is santa in lots of jokes?!!
    share more plz :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    hhhhhhhhhhe
    i'm not even sure that he owns a "house"!! :D :D
    it's one of the best @bubbli
    i like these kinds of jokes, if you have more ;)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath you are really clever. You ask others to share jokes but you don't share your own. :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    well, you're tricky by using compliments :)
    but hey, i will share some if i have any that can be funnier than your jokes ;)
    really your jokes are outstanding, continue plz :D
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath I like the way you ask others to participate in this thread. :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    that is good to know actually!
    and i like your way of thinking, you know it's different just like your picture :)
    more please,,,, :D :D ;)
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 784 ✭✭✭
    > @Saira said:It's funny..! Nice joke.
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 784 ✭✭✭
    Santa: What do you want to become in your next life?
    Banta: A Cockroach
    Santa: Why?
    Banta: My wife dreads only Cockroach :).
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @madhug
    good one, i like it :D
    i wonder about that
    why do girls dread cockroach that much?! its not like it will hurt them!!
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 784 ✭✭✭
    Girls are always like that they dread by silly things..! ;)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @madhug
    so you're a guy ;)
    here is another wonder: why guys dread girls sometimes?! :D :D
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 784 ✭✭✭
    Boys are look like brave in all situations, if pretty girl comes under the situation we can't do anything.

    It's situation demands.. ;)
  • madhugmadhug Posts: 784 ✭✭✭
    Here Another one for you @moath:

    Why I can't Sleep At Night

    I asked my heart why I can't sleep at night?

    Heart replied
    "because you slept in the afternoon, don't act like you're in love all the time" :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2015
    @madhug
    were you flirting?! i'm a guy!! :D :D :D :D :D
    the last joke is good by the way, i'm looking for more ;)
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