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On this breezy October morn, I walk
in the swift shadows of cloud-cursing rooks,
watching the world wake on the horizon.
Leo Yankevich
All houses wherein men have lived and died
Are haunted houses. Through the open doors
The harmless phantoms on their errands glide,
With feet that make no sound upon the floors.

We meet them at the doorway, on the stair,
Along the passages they come and go,
Impalpable impressions on the air,
A sense of something moving to and fro.
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  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    Umm
    @bubbli
    what was that?!
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath you didn't get it.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Saira
    hehehehe
    your jokes are great
    continue plz.. ;)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Lynne
    i didn't get any of that, too
    hehehe
  • SairaSaira Posts: 846 ✭✭✭
    @moath,thanks B)
  • SaraSara Posts: 293 ✭✭✭
    We are pleased to inform you that you would be hanged to death on so and so date at so and so time........this is not a joke. This is a the formate of death warrants issued by the authorities in Pakistan. I think we inherited it from British. I'm not sure though.
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath Share your favorite joke so that we can enjoy. :) but make sure we will get it. :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Sara
    is it a funny fact in Pakistan? :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    now you're telling jokes.. :D *what?!*
    i mean of course you will get it, you're a master in this forum
    i really don't know your type,but i like simple jokes, simple and funny, i'm sure you have alot of these that you can share..
  • SaraSara Posts: 293 ✭✭✭
    It is not funny but a fact @moath. In fact, very few people know about it and it was pointed out in a research a few years back. Some people found it ironically 'funny ' and kind of joke with a man in the death row.
    On a lighter not, isn't it funny to say: 'Sir I'm happy to inform you that you I'm going to kill you."?
  • SaraSara Posts: 293 ✭✭✭
    A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @Sara Ironically it is true that people don't have a sens of humor but a strong sense of hammer.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Sara
    you're absulotely right!
    death has its morals, and people should respect that.. :)

    P.S: isn't it funny that you put a joke after all that serious talk!!
    good joke, i like it :D
    share more plz.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    i like that saying.. ;)
  • SaraSara Posts: 293 ✭✭✭
    I agree with you @moath that death has it morals. It is very sad and powerful, but not as powerful as the life is. Life is the ultimate winner that is why I posted a joke after that serious discussion. :D
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Sara
    hhhhe, ok
    smart turning.. ;)
  • SairaSaira Posts: 846 ✭✭✭
    . Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.
    Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you. :D
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @saira so her husband beats her when she sings or her singing has some loud but noisy beats that force her husband to beat her so that she can lower the beats of her singing. :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    YOU are different !
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath hopefully positively different!;)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    yeah, "different" is usefull sometimes..
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath OK. Thank you. :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Saira
    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
  • SairaSaira Posts: 846 ✭✭✭
    @moath, thankssssssssss I think you enjoy jokes very much. :D
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Saira
    yes, the good ones
    and i like funny people more ;)
    :D :D
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