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There is wind where the rose was,
Cold rain where sweet grass was,
And clouds like sheep
Stream o'er the steep
Grey skies where the lark was.

Nought warm where your hand was,
Nought gold where your hair was,
But phantom, forlorn,
Beneath the thorn,
Your ghost where your face was.

Cold wind where your voice was,
Tears, tears where my heart was,
And ever with me,
Child, ever with me,
Silence where hope was.

November by Walter de la Mare
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Do you have a joke?

moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
A father wants to teach his sons how strong they can be when they stick together..
so he called for them and gave the biggest son 1 stick
- big son: ok,i break it!
- father: take 5..
- big son: i break them!
- father: all right!, take 20..
- big son: Oh!, i break them!
- father: you know my sons, i will not worry about you if that "whale" is with you.....
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Comments

  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2015
    @DAVID.A.M.R
    good one!
  • [Ex Member][Ex Member] Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭✭
    :D
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Dora
    hhhhhhhhh, yours is the best
    i hope you can share more...
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,270 ✭✭✭✭
    Sure @moath. :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Dora
    nice one, but it is not the best
    come on! i want the best you have...i know you can do it
    XD
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @Dora It's not a joke but a fact. :)
  • SairaSaira Posts: 846 ✭✭✭
    It's hard to find a friend that's
    96 % funny
    98 % @!~*
    and
    100 % sweet
    so don't lose ME !
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Saira
    first one is great..
    but i don't know why i laughed more on th 2nd one!
    and i'm sure i don't want to lose you.. XD
  • nhoclemnhoclem Posts: 5
    sorry, but i don't understand meaning of "whale" on this case :(.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @nhoclem
    a metarphor for big strong guy..
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @nhoclem
    hey, we're on the same age..
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?
    [flashback to me starting a fight club in the retirement home]
    Me: creative differences!
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath creative differences. I like the term. :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    [Restaurant]

    Woman: Quick! My husband has collapsed! Call an ambulance!
    Waiter: We don't have a phone. Is Pepsi ok?
    !!!
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    hhhhhhe, i like it
    could you share more,plz
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    People fear what they don't understand:

    Change
    Death
    4th grade math word problems

    *brought
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    What if the cat thinks that he owns the house and I just visit him at night?
    !!

    *brought
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    Dentist: You're not bleeding at all. Do you floss?

    Me: Yes! Twice a day.

    Dentist: *slides knife across my gums* Stop flossing. I need this

    *brought
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath I couldn't get the last one. :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    it's ok, some people don't see it funny too, but i like it..
    maybe it is about how you imagine it, or how it relate to some event in your life
    thats why we laugh at jokes :)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,061 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Saira
    hhhhhhhhe, great jokes
    i like the last one the most...
    MORE PLz....!
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