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"Still lie the sheltering snows, undimmed and white;
And reigns the winter's pregnant silence still;
No sign of spring, save that the catkins fill,
And willow stems grow daily red and bright.
These are days when ancients held a rite
Of expiation for the old year's ill,
And prayer to purify the new year's will."
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A cheesy joke

LynneLynne TeachHomePosts: 9,745 mod
edited February 2015 in Humour
Q. What cheese can you use to get a bear out of it's cave?

A. Come on bear.

(Said like Camembert)

Here are some more cheesy puns.
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  • FrankFrank Moderator Posts: 6,306 mod
    Q. How can you make this bear smile?

    A. Come on bear.... cheese!
  • HermineHermine Moderator Posts: 6,806 mod
    I am a great fan of edible mould.
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,268 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @Lynne very simple!...Whisper in the ear of bear, "You are going to become a part of next Jurassic Park's sequel." Come out of the cave so that I can take your picture! when he will come out. I will say, "Cheese" and take his picture. :)
  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 29,713 mod
    Grrrrr. I wouldn't like to cozy up too close to a bear. Better he stays in his cave.
  • FrankFrank Moderator Posts: 6,306 mod
    Bears have always been fond of honey @korczzix, even before they invented the cheese.
  • FrankFrank Moderator Posts: 6,306 mod
    edited February 2015
    Contemporary bears skip the honey and the salmons for...

    Come on bear.... cheese!
  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 29,713 mod
    That's my bear, @lichaamstaal! That looks like a nice piece of Gruyere (or is it Emmental?).
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