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There is wind where the rose was,
Cold rain where sweet grass was,
And clouds like sheep
Stream o'er the steep
Grey skies where the lark was.

Nought warm where your hand was,
Nought gold where your hair was,
But phantom, forlorn,
Beneath the thorn,
Your ghost where your face was.

Cold wind where your voice was,
Tears, tears where my heart was,
And ever with me,
Child, ever with me,
Silence where hope was.

November by Walter de la Mare
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A cheesy joke

LynneLynne Your TeacherHomePosts: 9,594 mod
edited February 2015 in Humour
Q. What cheese can you use to get a bear out of it's cave?

A. Come on bear.

(Said like Camembert)

Here are some more cheesy puns.
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Comments

  • FrankFrank Moderator Posts: 6,080 mod
    Q. How can you make this bear smile?

    A. Come on bear.... cheese!
  • HermineHermine Moderator Posts: 6,695 mod
    I am a great fan of edible mould.
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,074 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @Lynne very simple!...Whisper in the ear of bear, "You are going to become a part of next Jurassic Park's sequel." Come out of the cave so that I can take your picture! when he will come out. I will say, "Cheese" and take his picture. :)
  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 28,171 mod
    Grrrrr. I wouldn't like to cozy up too close to a bear. Better he stays in his cave.
  • FrankFrank Moderator Posts: 6,080 mod
    Bears have always been fond of honey @korczzix, even before they invented the cheese.
  • FrankFrank Moderator Posts: 6,080 mod
    edited February 2015
    Contemporary bears skip the honey and the salmons for...

    Come on bear.... cheese!
  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 28,171 mod
    That's my bear, @lichaamstaal! That looks like a nice piece of Gruyere (or is it Emmental?).
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