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By all these lovely tokens
September days are here,
With summer’s best of weather
And autumn’s best of cheer.

Helen Hunt Jackson - September
The breezes taste
Of apple peel.
The air is full
Of smells to feel-
Ripe fruit, old footballs,
Burning brush,
New books, erasers,
Chalk, and such.
The bee, his hive,
Well-honeyed hum,
And Mother cuts
Chrysanthemums.
Like plates washed clean
With suds, the days
Are polished with
A morning haze.

John Updike, September
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A cheesy joke

LynneLynne Your TeacherHomePosts: 9,477 mod
edited February 2015 in Humour
Q. What cheese can you use to get a bear out of it's cave?

A. Come on bear.

(Said like Camembert)

Here are some more cheesy puns.
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Comments

  • FrankFrank Moderator Posts: 5,951 mod
    Q. How can you make this bear smile?

    A. Come on bear.... cheese!
  • HermineHermine Moderator Posts: 6,245 mod
    I am a great fan of edible mould.
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,058 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @Lynne very simple!...Whisper in the ear of bear, "You are going to become a part of next Jurassic Park's sequel." Come out of the cave so that I can take your picture! when he will come out. I will say, "Cheese" and take his picture. :)
  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 27,014 mod
    Grrrrr. I wouldn't like to cozy up too close to a bear. Better he stays in his cave.
  • FrankFrank Moderator Posts: 5,951 mod
    Bears have always been fond of honey @korczzix, even before they invented the cheese.
  • FrankFrank Moderator Posts: 5,951 mod
    edited February 2015
    Contemporary bears skip the honey and the salmons for...

    Come on bear.... cheese!
  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 27,014 mod
    That's my bear, @lichaamstaal! That looks like a nice piece of Gruyere (or is it Emmental?).
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