Q. What do birds say at Halloween?
A. Twick or tweet!
Q. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
Q. What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A. His transparents.
Q. Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
A. Because he lost his funny bone.
Q. Why couldn't Dracula play baseball?
A. Because he lost his bat.
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Q. How do phantoms travel?
A. Ghost to ghost.
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.
Q. Where does a vampire keep his money?
A. In a blood bank.
Q. What kind of dog does a vampire have?
A. A bloodhound.
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. What did the witch have for snack?
A. A sandwitch.
Q. What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
A. Ball games.
Q. How do you make a witch itch?
A. Take away the W.
Q. Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A. A scare centre!
Q. What flies around the school playground at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.
Q. Why did Dracula go to the library?
A. He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!
Q. What do you call a nervous witch?
A. A twitch.
Q. Who did Dracula take to the movies?
A. His GHOUL friend.
Q. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A. Lots of blood tests!
Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A. Because he had no guts.
Q. What did the skeleton say before a meal?
A. Bone appetite!
Q. What is a ghost's favourite ride?
A. A roller-ghoster.
Q. What kind of streets do zombies live on?
Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
A. Scream and sugar?
Q. Where do zombies like to go swimming?
A. The dead sea.