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Dumb blonde (a.k.a. Essex girl) jokes
A few dumb blonde jokes that could just as well be jokes about Essex girls (I'm from Essex but I'm brunette!)
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? A: She sticks it in the microwave!
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm sooooo drunk!"
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A blonde parade.
Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails? A: To hide the valve stem!
Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Give her a gun and say it's a hair drier.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: Why do blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is.